Monica Guerritore
Nude

It doesn’t hurt for a gorgeous Italian actress to have a gimmick. Monica Guerritore, for example, tended to add a touching element to her skinema in the early part of her career by . . . well, touching herself. Guerri-tear your pants off and have a gander! After having made her film debut just two years earlier, Monica made her skinema debut in Love Under the Elms (1974) where, true to its name, we get to see all three of Monica’s B’s while making love under some elm trees. She goes for a post-sex naked stroll in La Vela Incantata (1982) but in 1985’s The Dark Side of Love we get to see Monica’s first brush with self love, when a book inspires her to pull her top down and put her hands between her legs. What was she reading? That must be some top notch lit to make her diddle her clit! Back to the fondling, Monica plays with her nipples in The Venetian Woman (1986) before some lucky man gets to paddle her pink gondola by the fireplace. There’s more bean flicking in Evil Senses (1986) although there’s also a scene where a guy rubs her nipple with a bullet, which is also interesting. She showers in Strana La Vita (1987), gets naked in a cave in La lupa (1996), and left us with one last look at her in a bubble bath in Femmina (1998). While she has never let us watch her play the jarMonica again, she has consistently acted, playing Olimpia in the TV show Rossella, Anna in My Big Gay Italian Wedding (2018) and the Italian soccer star Francesco Totti bio-miniseries Speravo de mori prima (2021) where she plays his mom. Just for kicks, we wish Monica would score one last own goal on screen!